25+ Memes for the Good Times and the Bad

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    Try and ghost me now b
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    OnthOLOGI My husband has been home 24/7 for a whole three days and my dog is a full on traitorous b rd. It's like I don't exist. This is bulls 9
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    trash jones @jzux this is how it feels to be alive right now isd 1/4 A frog spotted Mid-Air during NASA rocket launch (2013).
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    Me looking for sh tty memes. to post in the morning That one looks decent
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    All I've done so far is hot girl suffer 1400
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    Please do not discard pickles or any pickle products in the toilet. We cannot keep calling a plumber out here 3 days a week to remove a pickle clog. Thank you! CVS pharmacy happened in this bathroom
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    Adler Cooper @adler_kuper Rank your current mental health status on a scale from "lid flipped open" to "I've lost my trash can." TOMORROW 12 AUNORITY TRASH CAN WIND METER WEATHER Lid flipped open Tipped over In the neighbor's yard Down the street I've lost my trash can
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    WHO DID THIS
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    A Florida store is now selling Dubai chocolate Labubu items brandon* @brndxix this sentence wouldn't have made any sense 6 months ago
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    Apparently Pennsylvania has a cryptid that is so ugly that he just cries about it all the time, and the way that you find him is to follow his path of tears. The Squonk... PENNSYLVANIA The Squonh
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    You are always one decision away from leaving society for the ominous lure of a dense forest occupied by a powerful supernatural entity.
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    In 2049, I plan to direct 78-year-old Jon Hamm in the two-hour TV special "Mad Men Returns" where Don Draper ends his advertising career in 2004 by pitching the Quiznos spongemonkeys ad OS COZ THE ARE GOO TO US! QUIZY
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    Ashly Perez @itsashlyperez One day you're a child and then one day the lyrics to Landslide make sense and you're crying in a car wash 3:17 AM 2021-07-06 Twitter for iPhone 1,540 Retweets 61 Quote Tweets 11.7K Likes
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    Him: Put on that Me: little red outfit
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    Chris Worthington @SomeChrisTweets Do not haunt an eerie lighthouse with your wailing spirit if you cannot accept the responsibility of guiding to harbor wayward ships 23:41 11 Nov 17 Twitter Web Client 10.8K Retweets and comments 46.4K Likes
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    Me, pondering life.
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    In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years. Tell him that sounds stupid as f, and that we would di of starvation or dehydration in less than a month. Tell him I said he sounds like an idiot who is clueless about biology. Tell him, Threepio. Tell him he is stupid as f In those exact words, Threepio.
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    connor @connor_dot_net i took a faulkner class in college. the professor had spent most of his life teaching faulkner, and had written two books about his work. at some point a student asked if faulkner was his favorite author and he said, "no" 7:06 AM 12/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    < Briana Hmm maybe spooning... I'd definitely be real close to you.. and maybe even arch my back a little just to tease you And then what? Then I'd turn around slowly, kiss your neck... kiss up to your lips while I run my hand down to your pennies I don't carry change Sent
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    lyjerria Follow always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness the-verdant-weirdo Follow ✓ unnecessary negativity ✓ bitterness
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    In loving memory of Huw Davies Used to sit here and shout off! at the seagulls
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    I found this downright offensive. offensive
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    slaughthie @slaughthie Let's talk about our emotions, I'll go first: I hate them
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    Mear $10
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